Wednesday, July 29, 2009

शादीलाईना

आज थोडी तबियत ठीक नही थी तो सुबह से घर पर हू और ब्लाग पर नियमित रूप से कुछ न कुछ ठेल रहा हू। मेरे काफ़ी दोस्तो की शादिया हो रही है। मेरी तरफ़ से उन सबको ये तोहफ़ा… कुछ शादीलाईना… :)

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.   

-  DavidBissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

-  Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-  Socrates

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

-  Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

- Sigmund Freud

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

-  Sam Kinison

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

-  James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

-  Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

-  Nash

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-  Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

-  Rodney Dangerfield

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

-  Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

-  Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

-  Anonymous

4 comments:

ताऊ रामपुरिया said...

भाई ताऊ के अंगरेजी पल्ले ना पड री सै..जरा हिंदी में ठेलॊ यार तो हम भी कुछ सीखें.:) आशा है आपकी तबियत अब स्वस्थ होगी?

रामराम.

ज्ञानदत्त पाण्डेय | Gyandutt Pandey said...

रोचक कोटेशन हैं!

'अदा' said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha....
marvelloius, fantastic...
I loved each and every one...
keep them for future reference..
ha..ha..ha..ha..

अनूप शुक्ल said...

झकास हैं! दुआ है कि इनमें से सब तुम्हारे लिये गलत साबित हों!