आज थोडी तबियत ठीक नही थी तो सुबह से घर पर हू और ब्लाग पर नियमित रूप से कुछ न कुछ ठेल रहा हू। मेरे काफ़ी दोस्तो की शादिया हो रही है। मेरी तरफ़ से उन सबको ये तोहफ़ा… कुछ शादीलाईना… :)
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Sigmund Freud
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.”
- Sam Kinison
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
- James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."